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Lois Greiman

"Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway?"

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"Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway?"

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"Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs, some wear one to conceal their age."

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"Arles is certainly one of the most interesting towns I have ever seen, whether viewed as a place remarkable for the objects of antiquity it contains, or for the primitive manners of its inhabitants and its picturesque appearance."

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"Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling."

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"In modern times, beauty is more trusted than goodness."

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"No matter your age, a smile makes you look and feel better. People spend billions of dollars every year to get pumped, pulled, tucked, and tweaked in hopes of being more beautiful. But there is nothing like a genuine smile to transform your appearance and provide an instant facelift."

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"You guys are so... dark. Even if I used flash, I'm not sure it would come out.""Y-yeah," Percy managed. "You guys aren't photogenic."

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