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"Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway?"
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"Her face is silting up, like a pond; layers are accumulating. Every once in a while, when she can afford the time, she spends a few days at a spa north of the city, drinking vegetable juice and having ultrasound treatments, in search of her original face, the one she knows is under there somewhere; she comes back feeling toned up and virtuous, and hungry."
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"You can transform your entire physical appearance, personal experience, energy, and social success simply by smiling. And it is also good to do just for you!"
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"If you have a good sense of dressing, there wouldn't be any need to spend a fortune to look good."
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"Few places are more important for dressing appropriately than the workplace, where a professional appearance is crucial."
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"Clothes and manners do not make the man; but, when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance."
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"Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only."
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"Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling."
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"Don't rush to design your face to look beautiful, attractive and charming. Rather, be quicker to decorate your mind to appear as goal-oriented, passion-embedded and action-driven."
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"Making a cartoon occupied usually about three full days, two spent in labour and one in removing the appearance of labour."
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"The vast majority of human beings dislike and even actually dread all notions with which they are not familiar... Hence it comes about that at their first appearance innovators have generally been persecuted, and always derided as fools and madmen."
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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."
Time
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."
Love
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging
"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
Marriage
"He's just a flash in the pants."
Masculinity
"Expect stupid. It's everywhere."
Cynicism
"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
Marriage
"If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it."
Family
"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment
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