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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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"When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes."
Society
"It would be a lot different for me because there is a lot of information that you need to know about as a player. How pitchers are pitching you, how defenses are playing, certain situations about certain pitchers."
Information
"I own stock, and I also insure my car with Geico."
Car
"People ask me a lot about the values I got from playing for the Cubs for so many years. The value I got out of it was patience. A lot of people these days are not very patient."
People
"It's a kind of philosophy of my own life, to create the energy enough to keep on going."
Life
"It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two!"
Sports
"I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them."
Debt
"Did you hear that? I didn't hear anything. Put that question another way."
Question
"Work? I never worked a day in my life. I always loved what I was doing, had a passion for it."
Life
"No, I think the pitching today has more depth."
Sports
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