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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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"Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face."
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"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."
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"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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"Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it."
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"Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate."
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"I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face."
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"I never wanted to be aligned to a mature group because they go off and become politicians and stuff."
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"Wherever you turn, there is always something wrong with the politicians. They have everything they need to save the world, and they don't save it."
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Health
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
Kids
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Work
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
God
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
Inflation
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
Blame
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Day
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Home
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Graduation
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