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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
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"Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it."
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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"I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face."
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"Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate."
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"Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face."
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"Wherever you turn, there is always something wrong with the politicians. They have everything they need to save the world, and they don't save it."
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"I never wanted to be aligned to a mature group because they go off and become politicians and stuff."
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"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."
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"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
God
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
Kids
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
Love
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
Children
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Home
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
Now
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
Day
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
Time
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