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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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"I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face."
"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
"Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it."
"Wherever you turn, there is always something wrong with the politicians. They have everything they need to save the world, and they don't save it."
"I never wanted to be aligned to a mature group because they go off and become politicians and stuff."
"Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face."
"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."
"Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate."
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
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