"(When told that he is a drunk) My dear, you are ugly; but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

Humor, Truth, Observation, Appearance

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"(When told that he is a drunk) My dear, you are ugly; but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

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