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Erma Bombeck

"Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it."

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"Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it."

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Erma Bombeck
"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""

Time

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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

Family

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

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"Children make your life important."

Life

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

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"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

Humor

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

Car

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."

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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."

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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."

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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."

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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."

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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

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"Stephen King in many respects is a wonderful writer. He has made a contribution. People in the future will be able to pick up Stephen King's books and learn a lot about who we were by reading those books."

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"People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect."

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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."

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