"If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life."

Howie Mandel, Canadian Comedian

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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."

Kevin Nealon, American Comedian

Funny, Movies, End, Now

"When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot."

Stephen Root, American Actor

Funny, Now, Riot

"As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life."

Sophie Marceau, French Actress

Funny, Life, Absurdity, Comedy

"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."

Todd Barry, American Comedian

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"The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people."

Miranda Otto, Australian Actress

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"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."

Charles Nelson Reilly, American Actor

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"When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top."

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"In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak."

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"You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh."

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"I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies."

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"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life."

"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."

"When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot."

"As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life."

"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."

"The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people."

"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."

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"When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top."

"In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak."

"I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself."

"You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh."

"I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies."

"That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it."

"My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."

"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."

"I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching."

"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."