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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."
"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
"When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top."
"You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh."
"I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such."
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