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"A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things."
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"I am a writer because writing is the thing I do best."
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"The writer is more concerned to know than to judge."
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"I'm a schoolteacher and a writer. So that's what I do."
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"Every writer I've ever spoken to feels fraudulent in some way or other."
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"So the lover must struggle for words."
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"The Rift, which was well over a thousand pages of manuscript, took two years."
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"Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers."
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"I was never really a writer, I was always more of a performer."
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"If I have any regrets, I could say that I'm sorry I wasn't a better writer or a better singer."
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"I think Juan stopped short - he got halfway to the destination and got off the train. He is certainly an excellent writer and a good person, but I'm not a nationalist."
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"Me fail english? Thats unpossible."
Language
"Families are about love overcoming emotional torture."
Love
"Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people."
Life
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
Love
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Sex
"God often gives nuts to toothless people."
God
"Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention."
Attention
"Don't have a cow, man."
Man
"I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life."
Life
"One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself."
Thinking
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