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People Quotes


"If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens."


"And if that's what the American people want, then that's what the policy should be, of course. But the idea that anything in the United States is too sensitive to discuss or too dangerous to discuss is really, I think, absurd."


"There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be."


"Here is the simple but powerful rule... always give people more than they expect to get."


"There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people."


"I must tell you, I haven't done the drug problem that is faced by cops and people on the border. It's a hard show to do, but I think it's going to say a lot about drugs and the problems related to them. I just hope people can watch it, it's a pretty strong show."



"Most of the people who had PCs did not have modems and could not use those PCs as communicating devices. They really were using them for spreadsheets or word processing or storing recipes or playing games or what have you."



"I like people who have a pulse and aren't afraid to show it."



"We pay homage to the people who came before, doing satires, like Mel Brooks; we're just carrying the torch."



"When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity."


"That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up."


"What we really are matters more than what other people think of us."


"Jail is much easier on people who have nothing."



"It's like that with what sort of ideas people outside of the band have of HIM. They all see it through a different lens as well which is beautiful. Hopefully, it makes it an endless topic of conversation."


"But if USA has 1.3 billion people, USA would have the same human rights problem just like China."


"I came to the conclusion months ago, and I said it to members of Congress, that the only way people are going to fully appreciate what this reform is if we pass it and implement it and it becomes not a caricature but a reality, and I still believe that. So I think it will be easier to sell it moving forward than it was to this point."


"The people elected us to end the talk and to act decisively."


"There are so many people I wish I could have met:"


"I do feel part of that generation of people who were rather idealistic in the '70s and became disillusioned in the '80s. Not just about social services issues, but the world."


"Some people think that prayer just means asking for things, and if they fail to receive exactly what they asked for, they think the whole thing is a fraud."



"Saddam Hussein didn't kill 3,100 people on Sept. 11. Osama bin Laden did, and as far as we know he's still alive."


"Most people think an artist tries to be original, but originality is the last thing that develops in the artist."


"There were schools and hospitals who were ready to take people with undescribed injuries, but not necessarily ready to take people with severe radiation poisoning."


"Once you get into entertaining a quarter of a million people, it's a very weird place to be."


"There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists."


"I support the indigenous people anywhere in the planet."


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."


"I can't go and shoot people in the back of the head because It's a kids' movie, which is actually quite a good test because you haven't got the overt threat of a knife in the face."


"People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles."


"People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that."
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