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Car Quotes



"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Car,


"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car,


"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
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