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Behavior Quotes


"I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe."


"When I write, I am not giving a lecture, I am speculating on behavior. Sometimes this is dangerous, but it should be. As I say often, theatre is a dark place and we should keep the light out of it."


"At its best, entertainment is going to be a subjective thing that can't win for everyone, while at worst, a particular game just becomes a random symbol for petty tribal behavior."


"It is with great disappointment that I call on Representative Anthony Weiner to resign. The behavior he has exhibited is indefensible and Representative Weiner's continued service in Congress is untenable."


"Lydia: Strange how you always remember the pain someone gave you, but seldom the hurt you caused them."


"Any child that wants special attention is arrogant."


"The violence of a lower-class man may indeed express rage, but it is aimed not at society but at the asshole who scraped his car and dissed him in front of a crowd."


"When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray."


"Eccentric behavior is not routinely noticed around a movie set."


"Still, intuitive assumptions about behavior is only the starting point of systematic analysis, for alone they do not yield many interesting implications."


"If language did not affect behavior, it could have no meaning."


"As long as male behavior is taken to be the norm, there can be no serious questioning of male traits and behavior. A norm is by definition a standard for judging; it is not itself subject to judgment."


"Almost nothing is known from hybridization studies about the inheritance of courtship behavior of females, or of their responsiveness to particular male signals."


"Men are daft around women, incautious and boastful."


"Nationally, overwhelmingly non-white schools receive $1,000 less per pupil than overwhelmingly white schools."


"I should have known that if any girl was going to disobey an order, it would be you."


"Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork."


"If you behave in a manner that poisons your relationship, don't be surprised when it dies."


"No matter how hard we might wish, we will not be able to transform China's behavior overnight."



"You have a habit of having an 'underhand', and that is why you get a boss. Otherwise, no one is your boss and no one is your underhand; such is the world."


"The pretence leads up to the real thing. When you are not feeling particularly friendly but know you ought to be, the best thing you can do, very often, is put on a friendly manner and behave as if you were a nicer person than you actually are. And in a few minutes, as we have all noticed, you will be really feeling friendlier than you were. Very often the only way to get a quality in reality is to start behaving as if you had it already."


"The thing about sport, any sport, is that swearing is very much part of it."


"To do exactly as your neighbors do is the only sensible rule."


"Politeness is half good manners and half good lying."



"People get absorbed in chitchats with whomever they meet. They simply have to meet someone. Infinite energies are wasted in such chitchatting."


"Don't be intimidated and at the same time don't intimidate."


"Using the commons as a cesspool does not harm the general public under frontier conditions, because there is no public, the same behavior in a metropolis is unbearable."


"When you take a drug to treat high blood pressure or diabetes, you have an objective test to measure blood pressure and the amount of sugar in the blood. It is straight-forward. With autism, you are looking for changes in behavior."


"I romanticized him until he was the perfect being. A soul so beautiful, but so immensely evil too."


"Often those that criticise others reveal what he himself lacks."


"Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature."


"Every characteristic absence of spirituality, every piece of common vulgarity, is due to an inability to resist a stimulus - you have to react, you follow every impulse."


"Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons."
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