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Bed Quotes

"I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, "Nailed that one." But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning."

"I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, "Nailed that one." But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning."

Hugh Laurie, British Comedian

4

"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."

"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."

John Dobbin, American Artist

Bed, Eyes, Laziness, Open

4

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."

Cary Grant, American Actor

Bed, Formula, Living, Night

4

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

Brad Pitt, American Actor

Bed, Being, Wind

4

"Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman."

"Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman."

Nancy Banks-Smith, American Critic

Bed, Pleasure, Woman, Nancy Banks Smith

4

"To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed."

"To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed."

Sidney Poitier, American Actor

4

"Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course."

"Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course."

John Gielgud, English Actor

Bed, Doubt, Gentlemen

4

"A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right."

"A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right."

Audrey Meadows, American Actress

Bed, Extravagance, Right

4

"But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to wear hand-me-down clothes."

"But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to wear hand-me-down clothes."

Buck Owens, American Musician

Bed, Clothes, Saying

4

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

Phyllis Diller, American Comedian

4

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

Jerry Lawler, American Entertainer

Bed, Favorite, Woman, Wrestling

4

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

James Thurber, American Comedian

3

"I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced."

"I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced."

Kristen Bell, American Actress

Bed, First, Friends, Fun

3

"Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once."

"Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once."

Diane Cilento, Australian Actress

3

"What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?"

"What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?"

David R. Brower, American Environmentalist

Bed, Reason, Wrong

3

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

Groucho Marx, American Comedian

3

"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."

"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."

Thomas Ken, English Clergyman

Bed, Grave, May

3

"I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start."

"I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start."

Dale Evans, American Actress

3

"I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning."

"I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning."

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, American Actor

Bed, Day, Lying, Supernatural

3

"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."

"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."

David Duchovny, American Actor

Bed, College, Lying, Night

3

"I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight o'clock the next morning I was up writing again."

"I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight o'clock the next morning I was up writing again."

Abraham Pais, Dutch Scientist

Bed, Night, Word, Writing

3

"I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced."

"I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced."

Kristen Bell, American Actress

Bed, First, Friends, Fun

2

"I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody."

"I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody."

Joanna Lumley, English Actress

Bed, End, France, Friends

2

"I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked."

"I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked."

Joanna Lumley, English Actress

2

"In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly."

"In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly."

Liam Neeson, Irish Actor

Bed, Mind, Night, Play

2

"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"

"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"

Lynda Barry, American Cartoonist

2

"It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room."

"It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room."

Danny DeVito, American Actor

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