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"Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman."
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"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."
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"What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?"
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"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
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"I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning."
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"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!"
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"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."
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"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
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"I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning."
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"You carry forever the fingerprint that comes from being under someone's thumb."
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"Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over except when they are different."
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"In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture."
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"Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman."
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