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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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"One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes."
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"There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom."
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"My children, Michael and Alex, are with our Heavenly Father now, and I know that they will never be hurt again. As a mom, that means more than words could ever say."
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"That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'"
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"When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical."
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"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."
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"I told my agents that I didn't want to go on the audition. But as that was happening I called my mom, who has been watching the show from the beginning, and my mom said, 'It's the coolest show. You have to go.'"
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"Mom ran the house, so we grew up Portuguese."
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"I was a single mom that raised two bright, beautiful, and compassionate girls."
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"I had such a great mom and I know that I'd never be that mom. I wouldn't want to bring a child into this world unless I could be."
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas."
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"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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