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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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"We didn't have a TV in the living room and all my friends thought we were kind of weird. When they'd come over, my mom wanted to talk to them about current events."
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"My mom passed away a day before high school started, and her dream was for me to be a full rock and roll guy, and play drums in a band."
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"My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays."
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"My mom just understands about stuff. We have a really good trust, and she knows I can take care of myself."
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"Mom was the greatest influence of my childhood. She wanted to save me from the vice, lust, and drinking that was all about me."
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"Becoming a mom made me more contentious about expressing my true taste."
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"Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level."
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"I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter."
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"They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband, and they assume I'm going to be just full of wisdom as a mother and wife myself."
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"I was a single mom that raised two bright, beautiful, and compassionate girls."
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
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"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas."
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"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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