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"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."
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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
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"I wanted to become a kindergarten teacher like my mother."
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"I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible."
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"I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good."
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"I wish I had a great relationship with my mother."
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"I had so many freckles that my mother used to say that they were kisses from the angels. I still have them."
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"Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel."
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"No man is responsible for his father. That was entirely his mother's affair."
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"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
Mother
"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas."
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"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
Mom
"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
Cats
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