"Individualism is rather like innocence; there must be something unconscious about it."

"In art there are tears that lie too deep for thought."

"The trouble with our age is all signposts and no destination."

"There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave."

"It is the gossip columnist's business to write about what is none of his business."

"One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame we have killed off so much real shame as well."

"Highly educated bores are by far the worst; they know so much, in such fiendish detail, to be boring about."

"The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being, the American wants to be considered a good guy."

"The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy."

"Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty."

"Privacy was in sufficient danger before TV appeared, and TV has given it its death blow."

"Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week."

"Many people today don't want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing, They want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety."