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"Highly educated bores are by far the worst; they know so much, in such fiendish detail, to be boring about."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame we have killed off so much real shame as well."
Time
"There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave."
People
"Highly educated bores are by far the worst; they know so much, in such fiendish detail, to be boring about."
Humor
"The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being, the American wants to be considered a good guy."
Politics
"Privacy was in sufficient danger before TV appeared, and TV has given it its death blow."
Death
"Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week."
Age
"Individualism is rather like innocence; there must be something unconscious about it."
Society
"The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy."
Life
"The trouble with our age is all signposts and no destination."
Age
"Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty."
Fact
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