"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."

"I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible."

"Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana."

"My life has been a series of emergencies."

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now."

"It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them."

"I've always loved a challenge."