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"It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school."

"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."

"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them."

"Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana."
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