"Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses."

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."

"Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled."

"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said."

"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."

"If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit."

"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."

"I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game."