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"With a pen in my hand I have successfully stormed bulwarks from which others armed with sword and excommunication have been repulsed."

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"I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently, and we had forty minutes of bumps. I got so scared I grabbed a paper and pen and put them in my pocket, just in case we crashed and I needed to write a letter from wherever we landed."

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"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said."