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"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said."
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"My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain pen, of course. Ball-point pens are only good for filling out forms on a plane."
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"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
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"I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently, and we had forty minutes of bumps. I got so scared I grabbed a paper and pen and put them in my pocket, just in case we crashed and I needed to write a letter from wherever we landed."
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"The pen is mightier than the sword."
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"I still draw a lot though. Ballpoint pen is my preferred medium."
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"It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain."
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"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom."
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"To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine."
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"You want to be a writer, don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen."
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"With a pen in my hand I have successfully stormed bulwarks from which others armed with sword and excommunication have been repulsed."
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"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."
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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
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"Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses."
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"I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game."
People
"If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit."
People
"Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled."
Workers
"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said."
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"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."
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