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"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said."
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"You want to be a writer, don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen."
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"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom."
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"With a pen in my hand I have successfully stormed bulwarks from which others armed with sword and excommunication have been repulsed."
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"I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently, and we had forty minutes of bumps. I got so scared I grabbed a paper and pen and put them in my pocket, just in case we crashed and I needed to write a letter from wherever we landed."
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"I still draw a lot though. Ballpoint pen is my preferred medium."
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"The pen is mightier than the sword."
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"I wear my Pen as others do their Sword."
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"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
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"It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain."
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"My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain pen, of course. Ball-point pens are only good for filling out forms on a plane."
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