"The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."

"Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course."

"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued."

"A fool and her money are soon courted."

"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."

"Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time."

"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

"Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?"

"Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it."