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Fakeer Ishavardas

"I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do."

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"How did I get 'IT'? - By crying, begging, yelping! - Any of this helping?"
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"First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit."
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"People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self."
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"Fools follow foolishly their imaginary lookalikes as god. Such silly follies exist not. Seek 'What Is'. And is not."
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"There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you."
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"An educated man believing in a this-that vile sky-god rewarding him-her, but punishing your enemies with hell and fire, is uneducated."
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"Until you get it that in reality you, and the enemy you hate, are identically and inseparably 'One', of a single make, you're one big silly mistake."
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"The Only God left standing 'There' is Oneness and Unity of Everything. And not a fancied man-like god - yours or mine. Get 'IT'?"
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"Oh yeah, "God is great!" Well, why an't you, mate?"
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"I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!"

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"What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed."Honestly?""Does now seem like the time for honesty?"I look at her from the corner of my eye. "I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap."

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