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"You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Just get the 'One' in All. Then live accordingly. That's all."
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"Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first."
Emotion
"Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world."
Society
"Science is good, is not God."
Philosophy
"Seeing Oneam undone!Enemy norlo! friend-sans One-is none.That! is "am"One-o-One!"
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"Take heart. You're not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That's life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain."
Love
"A questioning man is already half wise."
Wisdom
"Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all's one, barring none."
Justice
"Your body may not be, but the quintessence your being and entity is made-up of, is forever."
Spiritual
"I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me."
Personality
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