top of page
Quote_1.png
Dave Attell

"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"

Standard 
 Customized
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"

Exlpore more People quotes

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Do you genuinely love people? Or at least make an effort to like them? Your first impressions will be made easier and more successful when you start with your heart."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"People will not remember what you did for living,they will remember how you touched them with kindness and loving."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"There are three categories of people exist in the world; "the wanters", "the wishers" and "the makers."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have."

Explore more quotes by Dave Attell

Quote_1.png
Dave Attell
"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick."
Quote_1.png
Dave Attell
"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
Quote_1.png
Dave Attell
"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."
Quote_1.png
Dave Attell
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"
bottom of page