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"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."

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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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