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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."
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"Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides."
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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."
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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
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"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."
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"New York is where you go to catch a big fish."
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"So, when I say 'match the hatch', if the fish are taking the nymph, and you're actually producing a replica of a flying insect, you'll catch fresh air."
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"Wherever the fish are, that's where we go."
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"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick."
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"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."
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"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"
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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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