"There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon."

"I've won Satan's lottery."

"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."

"One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it was interesting that he had one that was so small and fast. The next day he gave me the Datsun and went out and bought a Lincoln."

"He was a writer and words were his weapons."

"There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin."