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Christopher Moore

"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."

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"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."

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Amber Hurdle

"Mozart, Pascal, Boolean algebra, Shakespeare, parliamentary government, baroque churches, Newton, the emancipation of women, Kant, Balanchine ballets, et al. don't redeem what this particular civilization has wrought upon the world. The white race is the cancer of human history."

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Amber Hurdle

"Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile."

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"There is more evil than good when we preach the miracle centered gospel instead if the kingdom gospel."

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Amber Hurdle

"Miracles focused gospel teaches us to be selfish and egocentric."

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"Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it."

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Amber Hurdle

"The Church of Rome, formerly the most holy of all Churches, has become the most lawless den of thieves, the most shameless of all brothels, the very kingdom of sin, death, and hell; so that not even antichrist, if he were to come, could devise any addition to its wickedness."

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Amber Hurdle

"The world, viewed philosophically, remains a series of slave camps, where citizens " tax livestock " labor under the chains of illusion in the service of their masters."

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Amber Hurdle

"If [literature] should turn into pure propaganda or pure entertainment, society will slip back into the sty of the immediate -- which is to say, the memoryless existence of hymenoptera and gastropods. None of this is so important, to be sure. The world can get by nicely without literature. But without human beings it can get by better yet."

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Amber Hurdle

"This condemnation of technology is ingratitude, that's what it is. Blind alley, though. If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name. You haven't solved anything."

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Amber Hurdle

"A "racist" thinks themselves better than other races. An "elitist" thinks they are better than everyone."

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