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Christopher Moore

"There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon."

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Amber Hurdle

"Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, 'I like you. You make me happy. I am glad to see you."

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"We deal with so many nightmares on a regular basis. When I'm watching a horror movie, there's a pattern, a sense of control in them. I'm just an observer, not having to deal with any of the repercussions. It's a nice dream to think monsters play by the rules, that they've got a pattern you can unlock and follow. Real life's messy, and the chaos leaves you devastated in the wake."

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"Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of voice, but out of chaos."

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"I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid."

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"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one."

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"They (who by their very nature are impatient) fling themselves at each other when love takes hold of them, they scatter themselves, just as they are, in all their messiness, disorder, bewilderment. And what can happen then? What can life do with this heap of half-broken things that they call their communion and that they would like to call their happiness, if that were possible, and their future? And so each of them loses himself for the sake of the other person, and loses the other, and many others who still wanted to come."

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"At chaos' core lies the invitation."

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"Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos."

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"Prejudice is a disease. And when they come for you, or refuse your worth, I will be ready for their stones. I belong to you."

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"Many people suffer from the fear of finding oneself alone, and so they don't find themselves at all."

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"She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir?"
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"Sarcasm will make your tits fall off."
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"She's so small, yet she contains so much evil."
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"So I'm all, 'Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you!' Doing a minor booty dance of ownage, perhaps, in retrospect, a bit prematurely. (I believe hip-hop to be the apprpriate language for taunting, at least until I learn French.)"
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