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Christopher Moore

"There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon."

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"Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit."

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"Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of voice, but out of chaos."

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"Travis: The Aphrodite kids were ripping each other's clothes and throwing lipstick and jewellery. It was like a rabid herd of wild Bratz."

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"We'll fight back, we'll fight back, we'll fight back," a man near Doctor Stockstill was chanting. Stockstill looked at him in astonishment, wondering who he would fight back against. Things were falling on them; did the man intend to fall back upward into the sky in some sort of revenge?"

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Amber Hurdle

"People who live according to the world's standard are confused, and therefore get into all kinds of trouble that leads to destruction."

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"The clown is a creature of chaos. His appearance is an affront to our sense of dignity, his actions a mockery of our sense of order. The clown (freedom) is always being chased by the policeman (authority). Clowns are funny precisely because their shy hopes lead invariably to brief flings of (exhilarating?) disorder followed by crushing retaliation from the status quo. It delights us to watch a careless clown break taboos; it thrills us vicariously to watch him run wild and free; it reassures us to see him slapped down and order restored. After all, we can condone liberty only up to a point. Consider Jesus as a ragged, nonconforming clown--laughed at, persecuted and despised--playing out the dumb show at his crucifixion against the responsible pretensions of authority."

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Amber Hurdle

"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one."

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Amber Hurdle

"The universe is not ordered, and it will not become so simply because one wishes it. The universe is chaos made manifest. The military does a fine job of creating an illusion of structure, of dependable rules to provide an answer for every situation. "But it is only an illusion, one which on its best days holds the chaos at bay."

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Amber Hurdle

"If we wish to make a new world we have the material ready. The first one, too, was made out of chaos."

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"Avery slides on his glasses and opens his eyes again. 'Dammit! he says again with more feeling. 'Why does stuff like this keep happening?'You say that as if it's a bad thing, Rob says, smirking."

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