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"Communism is like one big phone company."
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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
Art
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
"Communism is like one big phone company."
Communism
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
Beach
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
God
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
People
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Children
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
Hate
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
Business
"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."
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"The crusade against Communism was even more imaginary than the specter of Communism."
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"Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation."
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"Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English."
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"Liberty, not communism, is the most contagious force in the world."
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"I can understand Communism, but not Socialism."
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"Communism is like one big phone company."
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"I don't really view communism as a bad thing."
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"The chief task was to stop the arms race before it brought utter disaster. However, after the collapse of communism and the disintegration of the Soviet Union, any rationale for having nuclear weapons disappeared."
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"We started filming in 1993 which was only four years after the fall of communism. The difference in Budapest over the last five years has been remarkable."
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"We believe firmly that Communism internally and externally can and must be fought without resort to the Communist tactics of the suppression of all individual freedom."
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