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"Health food makes me sick."
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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
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"If music be the food of love, play on."
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"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair."
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"It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'."
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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
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"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
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"As a consequence while we had a roof over our heads, food on the table, and clothes to wear to school we were constantly conscious of being of modest means."
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"Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week."
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"Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable dips ill energy."
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"At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind."
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"Health food makes me sick."
Food
"The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt."
Life
"I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally."
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"When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere."
Food
"The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out."
Food
"As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler."
Humor
"The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?"
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
Family
"I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still."
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