"I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am."

Fakeer Ishavardas, Indian Spiritual Leader

Satire, Humor, Ego, Truth, Delusion

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"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."

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"Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts."

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"And his computer's spell-check always forces him to capitalize the word "Internet". Come on; World War Two earned it's capitalization. The Internet just sucks human beings away from reality."

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"Happiness is a good business these days, more you talk crap about happiness the large number of crowd you will gather."

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"Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say 'attaboy'."

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"Logically enough, the office and the nunnery have been singularly popular in the imaginations of pornographers. We should not be surprised to learn that the erotic novels of the early modern period were overwhelmingly focused on debauchery and flagellation amongst clergy in vespers and chapels, just as contemporary Internet pornography is inordinately concerned with fellatios and sodomies performed by office workers against a backdrop of work stations and computer equipment."

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"Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country."

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"Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"Punctuality is the thief of time."

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"If I bad mouth the Truth, and nothing but the Absolute Truth, then, kick my butt. Otherwise, ye of bad faith, keep your stupid trap shut."

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"Even if things do not work out as you thought they should for you, they do - in their own way, as they were meant to."

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"I love all life as my own. Therefore, I say, you're my very own. But am I, an infidel who does not believe in your ism, also your own?"

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