"I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am."

Fakeer Ishavardas, Indian Spiritual Leader

Satire, Humor, Ego, Truth, Delusion

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"Fools follow foolishly their imaginary lookalikes as god. Such silly follies exist not. Seek 'What Is'. And is not."

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"There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you."

Religion

"An educated man believing in a this-that vile sky-god rewarding him-her, but punishing your enemies with hell and fire, is uneducated."

Education

"Until you get it that in reality you, and the enemy you hate, are identically and inseparably 'One', of a single make, you're one big silly mistake."

Spiritual

"The Only God left standing 'There' is Oneness and Unity of Everything. And not a fancied man-like god - yours or mine. Get 'IT'?"

Spiritual

"Oh yeah, "God is great!" Well, why an't you, mate?"

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"I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!"

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"I don't want to see him alone. He says things that annoy me. He gives me good advice."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Satire, Advice, Alone, Truth, Irony

"He [Old Mr. Turveydrop] was a fat old gentleman with a false complexion, false teeth, false whiskers, and a wig. He had a fur collar, and he had a padded breast to his coat, which only wanted a star or a broad blue ribbon to be complete. He was pinched in, and swelled out, and got up, and strapped down, as much as he could possibly bear."

Charles Dickens, English Novelist

Satire, Appearance, Deception, Humor, Character

"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Satire, Humor, Truth, Life, Happiness

"If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape."

Maya Angelou, American Poet

Satire, Missionaries, Humor, Eating, History

"Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death."

Maggie Stiefvater, American Author

Satire, Humor, Death, Teaching, Irony

"On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Satire, Ignorance, Truth, Idea, Action

"Or he'd watch the news: more plagues, more famines, more floods, more insect or microbe or small-mammal outbreaks, more droughts, more chickenshit boy-soldier wars in distant countries. Why was everything so much like itself?"

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

Satire, News, Despair, Disaster, War

"I think that we may safely trust a good deal more than we do."

Henry David Thoreau, American Author

Satire, Morality, Animals, Lesson, Story

"What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Satire, America, Irony, Culture, Truth

"Now-a-days, men wear a fool's cap, and call it a liberty cap."

Henry David Thoreau, American Author

Satire, Liberty, Politics, Irony

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"How did I get 'IT'? - By crying, begging, yelping! - Any of this helping?"

"First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit."

"People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self."

"Fools follow foolishly their imaginary lookalikes as god. Such silly follies exist not. Seek 'What Is'. And is not."

"There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you."

"An educated man believing in a this-that vile sky-god rewarding him-her, but punishing your enemies with hell and fire, is uneducated."

"Until you get it that in reality you, and the enemy you hate, are identically and inseparably 'One', of a single make, you're one big silly mistake."

"The Only God left standing 'There' is Oneness and Unity of Everything. And not a fancied man-like god - yours or mine. Get 'IT'?"

"Oh yeah, "God is great!" Well, why an't you, mate?"

"I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!"

Exlpore more Satire quotes

"I don't want to see him alone. He says things that annoy me. He gives me good advice."

"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

"If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape."

"Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death."

"On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance."

"Or he'd watch the news: more plagues, more famines, more floods, more insect or microbe or small-mammal outbreaks, more droughts, more chickenshit boy-soldier wars in distant countries. Why was everything so much like itself?"

"I think that we may safely trust a good deal more than we do."

"What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry."

"Now-a-days, men wear a fool's cap, and call it a liberty cap."