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Gordon Strachan

"I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today."

Gordon Strachan, Scottish Athlete
Humor, Today
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"I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today."

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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."

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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

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"Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said."

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