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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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Personal Development
"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"There are more fools in the world than there are people."
People
"Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks."
Eloquence
"God will forgive me. It's his job."
God
"Atheism is the last word of theism."
Religion
"True eloquence consists in saying all that is necessary, and nothing but what is necessary."
Eloquence
"Experience is a good school. But the fees are high."
Experience
"The men of action are, after all, only the unconscious instruments of the men of thought."
Man
"When words leave off, music begins."
Music
"The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough."
Money
"Whether a revolution succeeds or fails people of great hearts will always be sacrificed to it."
People
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