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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."
"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."
"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."
Explore more quotes by Heinrich Heine
"I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom."
"It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man."
"Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all."
"Great genius takes shape by contact with another great genius, but, less by assimilation than by fiction."
"I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle."
"Communism possesses a language which every people can understand - its elements are hunger, envy, and death."
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