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"You play. You win. You play. You lose. You play."
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"Cricket must be proud, "I played by Sachin Tendulkar"."
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"Football said,"Why I am not a cricket ball to get a shot from Sachin"."
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"For truly it is to be noted, that children's plays are not sports, and should be deemed as their most serious actions."
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"Manny has swung with many men, but many men never seen Manny's blissful swing."
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"If you will play, you will shine. If you don't play, you will never shine. And that's why sports is important for overall development of an individual."
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"International sport is war without shooting."
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"All I ever wanted to be president of was the American League."
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"I am sure our athletes will win hearts of the world and will show the world what India is all about."
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"A Stander-by is often a better judge of the game than those that play."
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"I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar."
Love
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything."
Sports
"I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it."
Birthday
"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."
Computer
"The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly."
Invention
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
Time
"I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'"
Cause
"A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy."
People
"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'"
Ability
"I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs."
Time
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