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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
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"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the Scriptures, but with experiments, and demonstrations."
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"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
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"You may have numerous answers to your problems, but none can really solve them. Answers are not solutions."
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"You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences."
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"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."
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"Len and I had parted musical ways and this was one of the problems."
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"Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them."
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"The problems of this world are only truly solved in two ways: by extinction or duplication."
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"I loved doing problems in school."
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"Wars generally do not resolve the problems for which they are fought and therefore... prove ultimately futile."
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
Forgiveness

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
Problems

"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
Trouble

"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
Life

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
Art

"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
Nothing

"I get mail; therefore I am."

"The only risk of failure is promotion."
Failure

"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
Numbers

"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."
Success
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