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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
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"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."
"Warmaking doesn't stop warmaking. If it did, our problems would have stopped millennia ago."
"The U.N. can be very frustrating and at times impotent, but it can also be a valuable forum for discussion and resolution of world problems. We should not walk away from it just because it's failed to live up to its promise."
"One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations."
"I believe in supporting African solutions to African problems."
"We have already seen evidence that, notwithstanding the addition of substantial resources, we are experiencing great stress in recruiting and not inconsequential retention problems."
"There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves."
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"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
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