"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."

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"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."

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"Remember to be gentle with yourself and others. We are all children of chance and none can say why some fields will blossom while others lay brown beneath the August sun."

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"We are able to find everything in our memory, which is like a dispensary or chemical laboratory in which chance steers our hand sometimes to a soothing drug and sometimes to a dangerous poison."

Marcel Proust, French Author

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"Chance is a name for our ignorance."

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"Why talk now when so many things have been said without ever giving me a chance to talk?"

Bobby Knight, American Coach

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"If we have a chance of succeeding and bringing stability and democracy to Iraq, it will mean learning from our mistakes, not denying them and not ignoring them."

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"The Jews deserved to die. I have no regrets. If I had the chance I would do it again."

Alois Brunner, Austrian Criminal

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"No man was ever wise by chance."

Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Roman Statesman

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"My intention here is to make it clear that not a single cell of my composition, here in regard to The Raven, is found by chance or intuition, that the composition moved towards perfection with the precision and inevitability of a mathematical equation."

Maurice Ravel, French Composer

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