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"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
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Personal Development
"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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Personal Development
"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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Personal Development
"They look for the top note to end every song. They don't know what they are singing about. There is no style."
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Personal Development
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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Personal Development
"I certainly do get at the end of my rope at times. We all do."
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Personal Development
"I signed up for the musical Tommy in the West End, where I met my husband."
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Personal Development
"You can pour holy oil and holy water on a thug until you have emptied buckets of both; but at the end he will be a consecrated thug, but a thug all the same unless interior intentions and a disciplined man are present."
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"In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get."
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"I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'"
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"I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing."
Being
"Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at "Saturday Night Live," and that is so cool."
Time
"An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?"
Government
"Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in."
Being
"Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity."
People
"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
Comedy
"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss."
Medical
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