"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

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Lord Byron, British Poet

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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"

Michael Grant, American Author

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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."

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"You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied."

Eoin Colfer, Irish Author

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"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."

Margaret Cavendish, English Writer

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"Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer

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"Because if you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately."

"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."

"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."

"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."

"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"

"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."

"You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied."

"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."

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"What the wise see eyes closed is greater than what the ignorant see both eyes open."

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