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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."
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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"
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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."
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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."
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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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"To go where no man has gone before, follow the steps of Jesus."
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"Light travels halfway around the world while darkness is still putting its shoes on."
Awareness

"Elders in the dark see better than children in the light."
Experience

"Follow few. Lead many. Walk with some. Embrace all."
Leadership

"As stars cannot help but sparkle, the great cannot help but shine."
Inspirational

"Smile if you want to be happy now, love if you want to be happy forever."
Joy

"It is not the size of the ring, but the size of the love."
Love

"When a wolf is hungry it befriends sheep."
Survival

"In the presence of the sun nobody sees the stars; excel, and you too will eclipse your competition."
Success

"Pain frees you from complacency. Tears free you from sorrow. Weaknesses free you from pride. Adversity frees from boredom. Challenges free you from monotony."
Resilience
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