top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?"
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Humor quotes
"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
Explore more quotes by Christopher Paolini
"He is a man who kicks at cats, said Solembum, as if that summed up Tenga's entire character."
"The worth is in the act. Your worth halts when you surrender your will to change and experience life. But options are before you, choose one and dedicate yourself to it. The deeds will give you a new hope and purpose."
"He's acting as foolish as a kitten... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while."
"When you can have anything you want by uttering a few words, the goal matters not, only the journey to it."
"The sands of time cannot be stopped. Years pass whether we will them or not... but we can remember. What has been lost may yet live in memories."
"Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs, it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe."
"Finding one's place in the world is never easy.Have courage and be true to who you are.Remember, those who dare to be different areOften the ones who change the world."
bottom of page