"Rules for navigating the net, Or people will roll their eye Lest you can't roll the R rect: Literally, don t dink and dive!"

Humor, Rules, Observation, Behavior

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"Rules for navigating the net, Or people will roll their eye Lest you can't roll the R rect: Literally, don t dink and dive!"

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