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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."
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"The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty."
"Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical."
"I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist."
"I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme."
"You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up."
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