"There are plastic bags with zippers on them. I've seen them in commercials, ' Dragos said to her. He snapped his fingers, trying to remember the name. 'You put food in them.'Ziploc bags?' she asked in a cautious voice.He pointed at her. 'Yes. I want one."

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"There are plastic bags with zippers on them. I've seen them in commercials, ' Dragos said to her. He snapped his fingers, trying to remember the name. 'You put food in them.'Ziploc bags?' she asked in a cautious voice.He pointed at her. 'Yes. I want one."

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