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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

"He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves."

"People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy."

"Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually."

"Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have."
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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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