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Jerry Seinfeld

"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."

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"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."

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"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."

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"I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it."

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"I'm not sure whay I've been drawn to this subject, except that murder is a subject that has always drawn people for as long as people have been telling stories."

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"If you ask a hundred people, they all give you different answers."

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"You can be around 100 people and be completely alone. People don't realize what it's really like."

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"In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are."

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"With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing."

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