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"I'm not sure whay I've been drawn to this subject, except that murder is a subject that has always drawn people for as long as people have been telling stories."

"If you ask a hundred people, they all give you different answers."

"You can be around 100 people and be completely alone. People don't realize what it's really like."
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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun."

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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