"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."

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"I can be pretty nasty. Not 'mean' nasty, but nasty by your parents' standards. But not by my parents' standards, because my parents were nasty for their day."

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"Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well!"

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"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."

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"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."

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