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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."
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"At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"We're trying to have the band create something beautiful that hopefully one day, 20 years from now, can be picked up by a kid and hopefully have the same effect that Neil Young had on me, or Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"I am amazed; until the day I die I shall wonder how Whittaker Chambers got into my house to use my typewriter."
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"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
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"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Friendship
"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."
Friendship
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
Man
"We can afford almost any mistake once."
Mistake
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
Diet
"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
Play
"I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves."
Money
"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money."
Money
"You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough."
Work
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."
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