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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
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"I play piano every day."
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"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."
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"I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on camera."
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"I think of John every day. I do try to block it, but December 8th is not the only day I think of him."
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"Michael worked one day. Everybody was a little freaked out and nervous because he's a really big star. We were already working with really big stars, but Michael is Michael."
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"If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day."
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"I know when I go outside, there'll be a van or two and they'll probably follow us four out of seven days a week, trying to get something. But I'm just going across town and I know they're just wasting their day, so it doesn't bother me anymore."
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"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
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"It pays to get drunk with the best people."
People
"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."
Money
"I drink to forget I drink."
Forget
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."
Want
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
Diet
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."
Feet
"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."
Man
"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money."
Money
"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."
Money
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