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"I think if Jeremy Corbyn got a cloak, he'd make a very good Gandalf."
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"Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wavering for a moment, Monica's mom closed the door and disappeared."
"I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin."
"What is it with you today? says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are stillswollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face."Oh, you know, I say. "Sun shining. Birds chirping.She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an undergroundtunnel."
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"Any genuine philosophy leads to action and from action back again to wonder, to the enduring fact of mystery."
"The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware."
"And what is the potential man, after all? Is he not the sum of all that is human? Divine, in other words?"
"The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love."
"In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest."
"To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in."
"What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?"
"Art is only a means to life, to the life more abundant. It is not in itself the life more abundant. It merely points the way, something which is overlooked not only by the public, but very often by the artist himself. In becoming an end it defeats itself."
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