"What the heck kind of name was Sir?"

Humor, Confusion, Observation, Truth

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

John Steinbeck, American Author

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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

Stephen King, American Author

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

Jane Austen, British Writer

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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

Robert Frost, American Poet

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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."

Robert A. Heinlein, American Writer

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"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"Awww, that's sweet. Nothing says 'I love you' like a well-made implement of pain."

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"She realised she was whimpering. Sir held her closer, his hard grip reassuring. This wasn't a dream; he really was here."

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"You see, when you're excited, your body has trouble telling the difference between pain and pleasure."

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"Sex is a team sport, sugar."

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"I felt sorry for myself since my wimpy dom can't catch a snail crossing the sidewalk."

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"Look at me, sugar. She lifted her eyes, and he wiped away the tear that spilled over. "I could tell you what I do and don't do, but you wouldn't believe a word I said. So let's get this over with."

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"You want to count, Gabrielle? One! She sucked in a breath, mad enough the words slid right out. You asshole, one!"

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"You spanked me, she told him."I did. He lifted her shoulders high enough to push a wedge pillow under the pad. "And I enjoyed it very much. You have a very spankable ass, no?"

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