"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

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Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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John Deacon, British Musician

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Marie Curie, Polish Scientist

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