"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."

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"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."

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"Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause."

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"Look at the forces against me. They don't want me out. They're afraid I'll cause trouble if I get out."

Jack Kevorkian, American Activist

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"We have indeed at the moment little cause for pride: as a profession we have made a mess of things."

Friedrich August von Hayek, Austrian Economist

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"I wanted to cause trouble, but I know now it stays with you."

Jeanette Winterson, British Novelist

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"A cause that only serves me is much like a door on the edge of a cliff, it doesn't open to anywhere good."

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"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."

Night

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."

Fish

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

Dream

"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."

Word

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."

Fun

"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

Wrong

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

Business

"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."

Love

"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

Time

"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."

People