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"Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"
"One of the evils of money is that it tempts us to look at it rather than at the things that it buys."
"Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated."
"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."
"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have."
"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
"Apart from earning an awful lot of money, why would you go to Hollywood?"
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"Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor."
"It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along."
"You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition."
"I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy."
"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"
"It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is."
"My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame."
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