"Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money."

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"Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money."

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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."

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"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."

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"I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave."

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"Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order."

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"I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy."

Intention

"It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along."

People

"You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition."

Talent

"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."

Comedy

"My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame."

Goal

"If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams."

Dream

"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

Beauty

"Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret."

Work

"Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor."

People

"It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is."

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