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"Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money."
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"Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money."

"If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it."

"A novelty in Polish filmmaking was that it was possible to find funds for a big production. However, at the same time, the state budget committed less and less money to filmmaking."

"Politics isn't about big money or power games; it's about the improvement of people's lives."

"The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses."

"The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you."
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"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."

"I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy."

"Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor."

"It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is."

"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

"You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition."

"It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along."

"My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame."
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